We have Dollar underwear We have Euro underwear But we do not have Rupee underwear... Kyun Ki Pata Nahin Saala Kab Gir Jaaye!
Son: Papa, what's the meaning of "Like father, Like Son"? Father: B**tard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?
Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?" "I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?" "I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway".
Pappu: I think I should have a new pet or a new girlfriend. Bunty: Why? Pappu: I'm running out of passwords!
लड़की: 5वे सवाल का जवाब पता है? पहला लड़का: हाँ,ये वाला हे देख लो ! दूसरा लड़का: 9वे सवाल का जवाब पता है, Excuse Me, I have a Boyfriend.